Philadelphia Thrift Store

The tragic collapse of a building undergoing demolition recently in Philadelphia has had numerous calamitous consequences. Aside from the loss of life, searchers of the rubble for survivors were said to have found many body parts with no means of identification. Despite the rumor, because of the discovery of many palms with fingers intact, the store, upon reconstruction, will be renamed The Salvation Army Thrift Shop, and not The Second Hand Store.